Saturday Funnies: “Rentz Me….I’ma Fa Sale”

 

Joe andz mez are starting a greats company!

 

Wez invites youses to:

 

 

Therez nuthin Joe andz mez can’tz do!

I can

 

I canz act

 

Iz canz entertainz youses kids like Iz dos minez

Theyz willz luv luv luv MEZ!

 

Iz don’t clean, butz youses can RENT MY DUST!

 

Soz higher Joe andz mez!

Joe can be youses greatz Hostess

 

He canz bez youese Eyetalian candy!  Youses will luv luv luv him!

 

Callz NOW!  Wez be in highs demands until wez goes aways!

Our assiterance is ready to book uses for youses next entertaniment event!

 

And don’t furgets

 

Wez caterz twos

 

*CASH ONLY*

No Receipts-them Feds still watching!  ◔_◔

 

*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously* 

 

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