Saturday Funnies: Prison Resume “We Make Sausage, We Make Sauce”
To da warden, We’z a want ta work in the kitchen. Review our resume below
Juicy is used to handling meat (note: to big bubba)
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It is made wiz luv luv luv! Wez add all those secret spices we pick to put in our meats
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Our sausages are happy to be part of your meals!
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We makez our own special tomato sauce from scratch for youses
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If youses find A hair in yousez sauce- Fuh-gedda-boud-dit! Youses needz da proteins
Iza have 3 cookbooks and working on the 4th
“Fabilicious: Prison Sausage & Pasta”
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Nancy Zhāng is an Entertainment Blogger for All About The Tea. Nancy covers hot topics, recaps and celeb news. She loves to multi-task as a writer and a private chef. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. Nancy’s married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.