Saturday Funnies: Prison Resume “We Make Sausage, We Make Sauce”

Posted on May 17 2014 - 10:33am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

To da warden, We’z a want ta work in the kitchen. Review our resume below

 

Juicy is used to handling meat (note: to big bubba)
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It is made wiz luv luv luv!  Wez add all those secret spices we pick to put in our meats
mountain of meat

 

Our sausages are happy to be part of your meals!
sausagedance

 

We makez our own special tomato sauce from scratch for youses
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If youses find A hair in yousez sauce- Fuh-gedda-boud-dit!  Youses needz da proteins
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 Iza have 3 cookbooks and working on the 4th
“Fabilicious: Prison Sausage & Pasta”
mac n cheese

 

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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)