Saturday Funnies: Prison Resume “We Make Sausage, We Make Sauce”

Posted on May 17 2014 - 10:33am by Trixie Felonabulous


To da warden, We’z a want ta work in the kitchen. Review our resume below


Juicy is used to handling meat (note: to big bubba)
Saturday Funnies


It is made wiz luv luv luv!  Wez add all those secret spices we pick to put in our meats
mountain of meat


Our sausages are happy to be part of your meals!


We makez our own special tomato sauce from scratch for youses


If youses find A hair in yousez sauce- Fuh-gedda-boud-dit!  Youses needz da proteins


 Iza have 3 cookbooks and working on the 4th
“Fabilicious: Prison Sausage & Pasta”
mac n cheese





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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)