Saturday Funnies: No Forehead & Prison Tan
All of Youse Can Have This Beautiful Look Too!
Iza have to look good for all my social apparencies, so I tan and I sprays.
Are youse bored with your look? Do youse want to look as good as me?
I just luv, luv, luv the orange glow I get. It will match my custom orange jumpsuit when I “go away” *wink*
Fuhgeddaboudd it rubbing off on your sheets, chairs and everywhere.
Youse will luv, luv, luv howz youse look.
Looking GOOD and RICH is way more important!
I use those oranganic, UB frees sprays options.
Come see me, tan with me
Prison Tan
Don’t fuh get to getz ones of my cookbooks Fartalinni at your your local Dollar Tree!
*Cash only*
*Feds watching*
*Desperate times call for desperate measures*
*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously*
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Nancy Zhāng is an Entertainment Blogger for All About The Tea. Nancy covers hot topics, recaps and celeb news. She loves to multi-task as a writer and a private chef. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. Nancy’s married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.