Saturday Funnies: Pearly White Stuff
The New & Improved Pearly White Stuff Commercial
Youse all haz gotz to get youse some of Pearly Whites stuff. Youse will just Luv Luv Luv it!
Joe says that youse might getz some numbs and big lips, but Joe says ‘Fuhgeddabouddit’. It’ll goez alwayz. And youse all knows we want big lips. MuWah.
Lemme shows youse how white my teeth gets with this stuff. SEE
Youse haz got to go outs and getz youse this stuff. Buy lots froms me! The more yews buys the more Burpkins iz can give to charity.
This is good stuff! Wouldz I lies to youses. Don’t forget ta send Cash Only. No receipts.
*Feds watching*
*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously
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Nancy Zhāng is an Entertainment Blogger for All About The Tea. Nancy covers hot topics, recaps and celeb news. She loves to multi-task as a writer and a private chef. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. Nancy’s married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.