My Fartalinni is sexy, sofistacated and a crime for being fubulicious! Oh so good for when youses get those Norwegians. Cuddle up like Messy and Joey do with a glass. Youses all will just luv, luv luv it. It’s gotz them natural tastes. With all them ingredientses that are over in Eyetaly. It don’t have much of those calories, so youses can drink lots. We make it over in Eyetaly. So youses knows it’s gotta be good. Me and Joe wouldn’t lies to youse. We tell youses da troot!
Pleaze enjoy my new Fartalinni commercial…..
Joe says we needed a
c̶h̶e̶a̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶a̶b̶e̶l̶ new look for the bottle, so we got one.
So youses all look for these now. Buy lots so I canz buy me more Burpkins.
And don’t forget: CASH ONLY!*
#Feds watching #CashOnly #Fartalinni #Fraudice
*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously