Saturday Funnies: Teresa Giudice Skinny Italian For Sale

Posted on Mar 29 2014 - 7:07pm by Trixie Felonabulous


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Authentic Italian food products presented by Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey!

Teresa Giudice and Skinny Italian are proud supporters of The Nephcure Foundation. Portions of all sales of Skinny Italian Foods will go towards the foundation.   Joe is gonna decide what da portion is.

My pastas are made with fresh ingredientses from my new homeland, the motherland of Italy. My products are so good, even that what’s her name, the princess … Kate Hudson would make some of my pasta.  Would I lies to all youses?

Have some my “Felonlicious” marinara sauce is able to deliver a superior taste and it’ll make youses’ dish taste like it was made by a 5 star chef.  Have some on a night youses all get a Norwegian cumin thru.  Oh so fabulicious!

And for my Jewish friends I’sa got Balsamic Ketchup that’s KOSHER PAREVE.  And it’sa Gluten Free!

And don’t youses forget the Skinny Italian gift basket is ONLY $125.00.  It’s ah steal.

As youses know CASH ONLY. #FedsWatching*


*content for comedic purposes only and not intended to be taken seriously


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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)