Saturday Funnies: Teresa Giudice

Posted on Mar 22 2014 - 12:37pm by Trixie Felonabulous

 

Milania Hair Care System Fire Sale!

 Teresa Giudice

For Today Only Free Shipping!

 

Youse can be Fabulicius too with Milania Hair Care System

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Now how can youse pass up this deal?  Fuhgeddaboud the price. IT’S FREE SHIPPING! And look at them ingredientses.

Youse gonna luv luv luv these products. Youse’ll be the hit of the next Solstice Party.  Would I lies to youse?

If youse come to my next book signing, get your Care System. CASH ONLY.

About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon--Alderson Federal Prison--prisoner # tbd (to be determined)